I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
(Source: teletubbiesmpreg, via tacoless-buttsex)
(Source: klefable, via tyleroakley)
(Source: femme-belle, via live-party-play1)
| Doctor Who fandom: | WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW! |
|---|---|
| Supernatural fandom: | Pie and whiskey over here! |
| Sherlock fandom: | Just tea for me thanks. |
| Hannibal fandom: | we would like to have you all for dinner |
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
(via getyourattentionn)
(Source: nightsingale, via thatdallasanon)
Cas: Will you marry me?
what’s that?
oh, just the sound of lip readers everywhere beginning to ship it.
my laptop screen is brighter than my future
mine is on the minimal brightness and this is still true
(via ah-well-fuck)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
(via ah-well-fuck)
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
(Source: pleasesyou, via ah-well-fuck)
(via ah-well-fuck)
| person: | are you athletic? |
|---|---|
| me: | i run |
| person: | oh sweet |
| me: | *whispers* a blog. |
