dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via melodyparadise)

(Source: lolzpicx, via genderfluidbabe)

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

(via gaysad)

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

(via lmao-ayy)

imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

(via francisismyminion)

goldella:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

(Source: luxurae, via francisismyminion)

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

(via sleepordiee)

heyveronica:


megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

(via sleepordiee)

relahvant:

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

angles

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes, via francisismyminion)

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

image

(Source: kappataincrunch, via francisismyminion)

castielcampbell:

#I CAN’T DECIDE IF THIS IS HILARIOUS OR GENUINELY SAD

#prolly genuinely sad #cause he’s not even talking about Banner #he’s talking about Mark

(Source: hulkbomb, via francisismyminion)

bunnyfood:

(via cupcakes-and-lithium:pleatedjeans:via)