lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

(Source: 1los, via brighton-your-day)

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

(via herspanic)

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel, via faithelizabeth21)

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via phd-in-awesome)

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

image

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ryannxp:

this is important

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scottmcaall:

I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie

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combeferret:

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator…

wHY DOES EVERYONE O NT HIS FUCK ING WEBSIT EH A VE A D UCK

combeferret:

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator…

wHY DOES EVERYONE O NT HIS FUCK ING WEBSIT EH A VE A D UCK

(via faithelizabeth21)

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans, via anthonyguajardoodoo)

postcumming:

where is the lie

postcumming:

where is the lie

(Source: holyfrijolez, via tyleroakley)

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

(via melodyparadise)

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

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